Pet Diary

[eagle_val 0]

C'est ma blague préférée !

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EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY:

8:00 a.m.Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9:30 a.m.Oh, boy! A car ride! My favorite!
9:40 a.m.Oh, boy! A walk! My favorite!
10:30 a.m.Oh, boy! Getting rubbed and petted! My favorite!
11:30 a.m.Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
Noon- Oh, boy! The kids! My favorite!
1:00 p.m.Oh, boy! The yard! My favorite!
4:00 p.m.Oh, boy! To the park! My favorite!
5:00 p.m.Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5:30 p.m.Oh, boy! Pretty Mums! My favorite!
6:00 p.m.Oh, boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6:30 a.m.Oh, boy! Watching TV with my master! My favorite!
8:30 p.m Oh, boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite!


EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY:

Day 183 of My Captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.

The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from
ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.

Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost
succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs.

In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors,
I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, must try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of,
and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was.
Hmmm, not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary
confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food.
More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies."
Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and
maybe snitches.

The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit.
The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant, he speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports
my every move. Due to his current placement in the high metal room, his safety is assured.

But I can wait, it is only a matter of time ....

[Kobi 0]

J'adore!
(les chats peuvent tout se permettre chez moi,mais pas mon chien.
Mais là je viens de comprendre!)

Kobi.

[Caro17 0]

C'est pour ça qu'on les aimes les chats, il sont tellement drôle avec leur caprice, mais il sont tellement beau qu'on leur pardonne tout.